Time has passed and I haven’t managed to write about the boys in SDP. Ever since young Mircea Geoana took the lead, the party is facing a continuous effervescence. Not a day from God without the SDP leaders doing anything. A few days ago, I saw Mircea Geoana stroking a pregnant woman’s belly, eating "mici" and explaining to the "supporters" the European social democracy. After an important period spent in the USA, Mircea Geoana is taking a lot of care for the party’s image! It was about time! The party he leads dropped in the polls, and it takes a lot of paint to cover the emptiness behind the image. Therefore, Mircea Geoana, this David Copperfield of SDP, tries a magic trick to transform Colentina in Potomac and the three roses in a flight of geese. Usually, Mircea believes that little is enough in order to do the Opposition’s job. Besides Hrebenciuc and Mitrea, who know what they have to do in SDP, all the other party leaders around Geoana tweet nicely, have manners and velvet smiles, but they lack in something very important, just like their boss: cojones. They have the big-face attitudes, like a dragonfly that flutter "aggressively" in the wings of the political eagles. Romania is currently facing a guerilla war, as far as the politics are involved. All this time, SDP is taking classes at the "school for butterflies and dandelion in the hair". If they don’t give up on the American chit-chat with picnics, little flags and balloons, mici, and bear they will end up like the geese in Slobozia that fly their wings on one of the walls with paintings.

Translated by Sorin Balan Time has passed and I haven’t managed to write about the boys in SDP. Ever since young Mircea Geoana took the lead, the party is facing a continuous effervescence. Not a day from God without the SDP leaders doing anything. A few days ago, I saw Mircea Geoana stroking a pregnant w