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* Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.

* Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)

* Mărie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii". (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this)

* Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending.

* Ion is now single.

* Ion was invited to join group "Beţivanii Satului".

* Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beţie la crâşmă". (Crâşmarul likes this)

* Ion set his status to: "supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat."

* Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie's Wall.

* Mărie finished attending Vasile.

* Mărie set her status to: "Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică."

* Vasile commented to Mărie's status: "Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica viitoare."

Sunday

* Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminică". (Popa Satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)

* Beţivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminică" because of its interference with the event "Beţia de duminică". (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

* Popa Satului and Popa Porno are now friends. (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)

Monday

* Mărie set her status to: "La spovedit..."

* Ion commented on Mărie's status: "Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins ruşinea?"

* Mărie also commented on her status: "Taci, Ioane că eşti prost."

* Popa Satului also commented o