Ca cetatean britanic vreau sa lansez o invitatie deschisa catre toti romanii si bulgarii sa vina in Marea Britanie. Nu asteptati pana anul viitor cand veti fi liberi sa lucrati in orice slujba doriti. Rezervati-va biletul acum.

De ce? Deoarece vreau sa multumesc prietenilor nostri est-europeni pentru tot ce au facut pentru Marea Britanie.

Noua, britanicilor, ne merge rau. Suntem intr-o recesiune tripla. Rata somajului e inalta. Guvernul nostru isi intoarce ochii de la Europa. Economia noastra este dependenta de doua surse de creare a locurilor de munca, Olimpiada si Game of Thrones. Iar Jocurile Olimpice s-au terminat. Dar macar putem fi multumiti de romani si bulgari.

As a British citizen, I would like to launch an open invitation to all Romanians and Bulgarians to come to Britain.

Don’t wait until next year when you will be free to work in any job you want.

Book your ticket now.

Why? Because I would like to thank our east European friends for all the great things they have done for Britain.

Us Brits have it bad. We are in a triple-dip recession. Unemployment is high. Our Government is torn apart over Europe. Our economy is dependent on two sources of job creation – the Olympics and Game of Thrones. And the Olympics are over!

But at least we can be thankful for Romanians and Bulgarians.

We need you to work in our factories, schools, hospitals and ports. How do I know this? Because nearly everyone employing Romanians and Bulgarians in Britain are British companies, British citizens and the British state. If they didn’t want Romanians and Bulgarians as their employees, they could stop hiring them. No one is forcing you to steal our jobs. We want our own jobs to be stolen.

But what about those awful Romanian and Bulgarian beggars on the streets of our great cities? Us Brits must want them. How do I