Yitzhak comes to Rabbi Eugen Dijmărescu bringing him two geese as a gift and says, while trying to anxiously catch his breath:

"Rabbi, Rabbi, they're going to conscript my young son Yitzhak Jr!".

"Now don't jump to conclusions, let me consult the Thorah, hmm, yes, yes ... No, Yitzhak Jr isn't leaving yet".

"But Rabbi, they've got him dressed in uniform..."

"Hmm, hmm, yes...Don't worry, he isn't leaving yet".

"But Rabbi, they're putting him on the train with other conscripts..."

"Hmm, hmm, yes... Don't worry, he isn't leaving yet".

"But Rabbi, the train has left the station!"

"Hmm, let's see what the Thorah says... hmm, hmm, yes, well, it's only now that Yitzhak is going into the army!"

In the same financial publication that was announcing that "Bank of Cyprus Romania has suspended its operations for a week", a big, triumphant headline was blaring: "Dijmărescu, the head of the Guarantee Fund: "The deposits in the subsidiaries of the Cypriot banks are safe" , and the article goes on in the same brightening mood: "The head of the Fund for the Guarantee of Bank Deposits (FGDB), Eugen Dijmărescu, who has an experience of more than 15 years in the banking sector, currently sees no reasons for concern domestically concerning the Cypriot crisis, and has told the depositors in Cypriot banks in Cyprus that they need to have confidence in Romanian lenders. They think that it would be too much to say that we are in a tense situation".

Very good, have my two geese as a tribute.

You speak so beautifully, Rabbi!

I particularly liked this one about "it's too much to say that we are in a tense situation".

No we aren't.

Bank of Cyprus România has suspended his operations for a week, but we are not in a tense situation.

ATM operations can still be performed.

A sycophant from the National Ass