1. Rule number one: No guns in shot.
2. Can’t stress that one enough.
3. No snakes or iguanas either. Source: trekearth.com 4. Ensure everyone is appropriately attired.
Source: z3000.livejournal.com 5. Or puts a shirt on, at least.
Source: 3.bp.blogspot.com 6. Make sure the groom remains calm.
Source: i.imgur.com 7. Do not, under any circumstances, get photobombed by an alpaca.
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Source: carolinetran.net 8. Or a horse.
Source: ivillage.com.au 9. Or a beluga whale.
Source: ivillage.com.au 10. Or a cat.
Source: imgur.com 11. Or a sloth.
Source: i.imgur.com 12. Or this couple.
Source: ivillage.com.au 13. Or Death.
14. If the groom wants to ride the bride like a horse, politely discourage him.
Source: imgur.com 15. If horses must be involved, choose your steed with care.
Source: smosh.com 16. And be wary of this sort of thing.
Source: i.imgur.com 17. The whole “miniature bride” effect is not ideal.
Source: i.imgur.com 18. In fact it’s slightly unsettling.
Source: englishrussia.com 19. And even when the tables are turned, it’s still not a good look.
Source: englishrussia.com 20. It’s great for the bride and groom to show affection, but there are limits.
Source: votklyuchke.ru / via: twicsy.com 21. Marriage is a sacred occasion, so cultivate a sense of sober refinement at all times.
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Source: i.imgur.com 22. Dignity. Always dignity.
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Source: i.imgur.com 23. Use Photoshop sparingly.
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Source: media.englishrussia.com 24. Because, really, you